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1) If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had eight kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend she have an abortion?

2) It is time to elect a world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are facts about the three candidates, you must choose one.

• A) Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists. He's had two mistresses, he chain smokes, and drinks about 8 to 10 martinis a day.
• B) He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps till noon, used opium in college and drink a quart of whiskey every afternoon.
• C) He's a decorated war hero, he's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery.

If you answered YES to question one, you just killed Beethoven.

If you chose C for question two, you just chose Adolf Hitler rather than FD Roosevelt or Winston Churchill, respectively.

Strange. Makes a person think before judging someone. It's good to remember that amateurs built the ark while professionals built the Titanic...